I was talking with my mother the other day when she told me the funniest story that she had heard at of all places...church. There was this mature well established businessman who after a long hard week of work was riding down the highway in his convertible on his way home this particular Friday evening when he noticed flue flashing lights behind him, he started to speed up but then decided to pull over. When the state trooper came to the car, he told the man, it's Friday its 4:00 pm and you tell me a story I've never heard I'll let you go. So the man says, my wife left me for a state trooper and I thought you were bringing her back!