A Little Old Lady Told Me This
That's right a little old lady told me something that made me cry - laugh so much I cried. And YES I have a very funny mother this is what she told me and i hope this makes you laugh.
A man is talking to God.
"God, how long is a million years?"
God answers, "To me, it's about a minute."
"God, how much is a million dollars?"
God answers,"To me, it's a penny."
"God, may I have a penny?"
God answers, "Wait a minute."