That's right a little old lady told me something that made me cry - laugh so much I cried. And YES I have a very funny mother this is what she told me and i hope this makes you laugh.

A man is talking to God.

"God, how long is a million years?"

God answers, "To me, it's about a minute."

"God, how much is a million dollars?"

God answers,"To me, it's a penny."

"God, may I have a penny?"

God answers, "Wait a minute."

 

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