Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Gunfire Scares the Hot Pockets Out of Hungry Man’s Hands
There's nothing funny about gun violence, but there is something funny about the way this guy described his reaction to it.
Funeral Home’s Tricky Texting and Driving Ad Is Eerily On the Money
The dangers of texting and driving are well known, so it takes something special to capture people's attention when discussing it.
McDonald’s Employee Vehemently Defends Job in Passionate Facebook Rant
When it comes to working at McDonald's, this guy is lovin' it.
Mom’s Decision to Surprise Daughter at College Goes Monumentally Wrong
Look -- no one wants to see their parents show up unexpectedly at college. It's the youthful equivalent of the IRS popping up on your doorstep.
Survey Reveals the Worst Mother’s Day Gift You Can Buy
If you want to be a Mother's Day hero, you'd be wise to skip this present.
Biblically Monster Flooding Is No Match for This Gritty Bus
Not since Noah's Ark has something commandeered the rising water with such aplomb.
Behold the Most Unvendingest Vending Machine Ever
One of life's little annoyances recently turned into a giant one for a poor hungry person.
Fisherman May Have Wet His Pants After Catching Alligator
See you later, alligator. That's exactly what this guy thought when he realized he accidentally caught one.
This FedEx Truck Does Something You’d Never Dare Attempt
You're about to witness a FedEx-cellent parking job.
High School Basketball Team Squeaks By Opponent, 108-1
You know that cliche about how the game wasn't even as close as the score suggests? Well, this is the time to use it.