Breaking In My New Bed

I had my new bed from Mattress Firm delivered this weekend, and at the company's suggestion, I immediately began working on breaking it in!

The thing about memory foam is that it comes firm. So, it needs to be manipulated to loosen. I knew EXACTLY what to do to make that happen! A new, FIRM bed? Perfect for letting go of inhibitions and breaking all the rules!

You expected something else, didn't you? Haha haha haha haha!