Fans Steal Saban Cutout From Local Gas Station
Oh, Bama Fans… There’s nothing we love more than Crimson Tide Football and these days, no one we admire more than Alabama Head Coach Nick Saban. I’ve purchased many a box of Little Debbies in his honor on gameday, and admit it: you have, too. The guy is some sort of genius football warlock who most Bama fans would die to meet.
Not everyone gets that chance, and last night in Tuscaloosa, two suspects decided that where there’s a will, there’s a way, and headed out the door of a local gas station with a cardboard cutout of Saban in tow.
The Tuscaloosa Police Department responded to the theft at the BP at 1405 University Boulevard last night. Upon their arrival, officers were told that the suspects managed to sneak the cutout out of the door when the cashier was not looking. Check out the photo from the store’s security cam below. If you know the idenity of suspects or the location of the cutout, you’re asked to contact Tuscaloosa County Crime Stoppers at 205-752-STOP (7876) or text “Tusc” and the suspect’s information to CRIMES (274637).
In related news, all Gene Chizik cutouts are accounted for. Roll Tide.