Fella’s Has This Happened To You?

Fellas this one is for any of you in a serious relationship.You come home from work, sit down in your favorite chair, turn on the TV, and say to your wife or girlfriend, “Quick, bring me a beer before it starts” She looked a little puzzled, but brings you a beer.

When you finish it, you say, “Quick, bring me another beer. It’s gonna start.” This time she looked a little angry, but brings you a beer. When it was gone, you say, “Quick, another beer before it starts.”

“That’s it!” She blows her top, “You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat a$$ down, don’t even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don’t you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?” Then you sigh. “Oh sh*t, it started!”