Hotdog Robber Shoots Self In the ‘Sausage’

I bet he didn't relish this experience....

A man who allegedly held up a hot dog stand on Chicago's South Side ended up firing a round into his own penis .The alleged early Halloween morning heist of the Original Maxwell Street Polish went off without a hitch, that is, until his pistol went off when he tried to tuck it into his pants,

Disguising his appearance with a hooded sweatshirt and scarf, He entered the establishment around 6 a.m. aimed his .38-caliber pistol at the stand's two employees, demanding money from the cash register

After they complied he reached into one of the worker's pockets, taking out his wallet and cellphone, he ran off and attempted to hide his weapon at the same time.

Not one for multitasking, he shot himself in the penis. Also in the leg.