Urban Dictionary has become famous for offering definitions you won't find anywhere else. The site uses crowdsourcing to find the meaning of just about everything--including Tuscaloosa. How does the rest of the world see T-Town?

The primary motivation of 95% of these so-called definitions seems to be jealousy. Man, are people SALTY about Alabama football. Just take a look. Be warned: the majority are NSFW (the true language of the hater.)

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Jealous much? I look at these haters and I wonder what went wrong in their lives. I guess being a fan of football teams that can't win will do that to you.

BUT--In a salty sea of weak "definitions," one decent entry stands out--looks like one person GETS IT.

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A big ROLL TIDE to you, sir or madam.

There are a plethora of other definitions for phrases that feature Tuscaloosa, but I am not going there. I want to keep my job. If you're brave enough, check it out. I wouldn't do it on lunch break though... or, you know, EVER.

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