How Does Urban Dictionary Define Tuscaloosa? Y’all Aren’t Ready for the NSFW Answers
Urban Dictionary has become famous for offering definitions you won't find anywhere else. The site uses crowdsourcing to find the meaning of just about everything--including Tuscaloosa. How does the rest of the world see T-Town?
The primary motivation of 95% of these so-called definitions seems to be jealousy. Man, are people SALTY about Alabama football. Just take a look. Be warned: the majority are NSFW (the true language of the hater.)
Jealous much? I look at these haters and I wonder what went wrong in their lives. I guess being a fan of football teams that can't win will do that to you.
BUT--In a salty sea of weak "definitions," one decent entry stands out--looks like one person GETS IT.
A big ROLL TIDE to you, sir or madam.
There are a plethora of other definitions for phrases that feature Tuscaloosa, but I am not going there. I want to keep my job. If you're brave enough, check it out. I wouldn't do it on lunch break though... or, you know, EVER.