How Private Are Elevators Really?

First, the video leaked of the Solange vs. Jay Z incident. Now, Ray Rice's assault. Looks like when the doors are closed, you're still not behind closed doors!

So, with the knowledge we now have, let's talk about it.  What are some of the strangest things you've done in an elevator, thinking no one was watching? Or are you like me and find the surveillance camera to wave at whomever might be watching?

Pulled your underwear out your butt? Went on an inner nose hunt? Scratched an unmentionable? Go ahead and let it out before the video holders do.

(Side note: How dumb and desperate do you have to be to marry a man after an incident like this?)