How to Keep Your Man Happy and Prevent Him from Cheating

The biggest fear of most people in relationships is being cheated on. Women who experience their first REAL love often question how they can keep their men from cheating. Here are the answers.

How to Keep Your Man Happy and Prevent Him from Cheating

1. Make it known that you're crazy so other women will be afraid to deal with him.
2. Buy him a headset  and both a car and wall charger for his phone. That way, you can stay on the phone all day and he doesn't have the chance to entertain any other women.
3. Do his laundry, and make sure he knows you're checking for all "abnormal" stains.
4. Send your kids with him whenever he says he's going somewhere.
5. Pop up on him at various places so he knows you're always watching.
6. Attach a tracker to his vehicle.
7. Become friends with his friends so they'll make him feel bad when he tries to tell them about a new chick he's digging.
8. Find a good recipe for spaghetti, they say.
9. Give him his next child, especially if he says he doesn't want one. The fact that you went through such great effort will surely impress him.
10. Don't take advice from people who don't have your same goals i.e. working to keep the relationship together. This includes anyone who doesn't have a man, not that single people can't give good advice, but if they've taken it and it hasn't worked for them or it has never been tested... It probably shouldn't be trusted. And THIS is the only item on this list that should be taken seriously.

The fact of the matter is there's nothing a woman can do to keep a man from cheating.  Faithfulness just has to be in him.

(Disclaimer: This entire post was for entertainment purposes only.)