Man Arrested Says Dog Was Driving

This has got to be one of the Dumbest A$$ Criminals ever!!! A man was arrested for DUI after running away from police. When the suspect was finally caught he said his dog was driving the car. According to al.com he told told deputies:

My dog was driving that car. I ran because I wanted to. You ain't gonna find no drugs or guns on me,

The suspect according to reports ran through at least two ditches, crashed his car into a house and fled on foot to a nearby church in which the congregation made him leave the church where he began to vomit and said:

Who was chasing me? You're slow as ****!

This is a classic case of a Dumb A$$ Criminal who now has a DUI on his record and the dog doesn't.