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Mom Knows Best (Jokes to Tell That Make People Smile)

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Mom Knows Best

As I have done before, I like to talkabout some of the funny things my mom says. She is a heck of a ‘little old’ lady who never fails to tell me something that makes me smile. Now I want to share that with you. The pastor of a large successful church in town with a large congregation and a new sanctuary had recently died. When he went up to Heaven and stood in line at the ‘Pearly Gates’ he was standing behind a cab driver wearing jeans and a t-shirt, he thought that odd but paid it no mind until he saw Peter give the man a gold staff and a silk robe as he was welcomed into Heaven.When the pastor’s turn came Peter gave him a wood staff and cotton robe. The pastor looked confused and asked why the man had gotten a gold staff and silk robe when he had only gotten a wood staff and cotton robe? Peter told him that was based on results, when he preached, people slept and when the other man drove people prayed….

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