Reasons To Allow Drinking At Work

Below are some of the reasons why drinking should be allowed at work. If used wisely, you may be able to convince your boss into allowing alcohol at work. Hope this makes you laugh.
1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It reduces stress.
3. It leads to more honest communications.
4. It reduces complaints about low pay.
5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.
6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.
7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.
8. It encourages carpooling.
9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care.
10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
11. It makes fellow employees look better.
12. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
13. If someone does something stupid on the job, it will be quickly forgotten.