Sweet Tea is the Cure….
I was talking to my mother the other day and she told me about a woman who came into the doctors office battered and briused and asked to see the doctor. A few minutes later the doctor came in and asked what had happened? The woman said everytime her husband comes home drunk, he beats on her.The doctor said the next time your husband comes home drunk take a glass of iced tea and gargle,gargle,and gargle and that should do the trick. A few weeks later the woman came back into the office,she was rested,refreshed and with not a mark on her. She told the doctor your cure worked,when my husband came home drunk, I did what you said and gargled the sweet tea and everything has been fine.The doctor said ‘See what happens when you keep your mouth shut.’