The Funniest Thing You’ve Ever Heard

I heard this morning as Charles Anthony insinuated that I must have been doing something ummmmm.... abnormal, I guess, to lose my voice.  I'm going to tell you how I lost it:

LAUGHING!

I was laughing at a story a friend told me about how her daughter stole her mom's water pills and ended up in the hospital.  Her mom was swollen and the little girl wanted to cry but had no tears.  It was a very serious matter, but this many years later, I find it so hilarious!!!  I couldn't stop laughing last night, and well.... The end result is my voice being gone.  What's the funniest story you've ever heard?