The Most Thorough Personal Ad EVER!

This morning, one of my friends shared THE MOST thorough personal ad I've ever seen! When I saw it, I knew I had to share it.

I initially opened the link from my phone. When I went back to it on my PC, it said that the post has been flagged for removal.

In my infinite wisdom, I knew I couldn't allow that to happen. So, I did what any other self-respecting sharer would do. I went back to my phone and grabbed screenshots!

Apparently, this 53-year-old man is looking for a girlfriend, who..... Well, read it for yourself.

Here are all of the pictures he included in his post:

Being this thorough in describing his desires as well as his dislikes, hopefully he'll find the one who will complete him.