Turning Water Into Wine

Got up early this morning had a great breakfast then a good laugh thanks to my 'Good Ole' Mom. She was telling me about her plans for the day and a funny story she had heard. Hope this makes you laugh.A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York and he's stopped in Connecticut for speeding.The state trooper smells alcohol on his breath and then he sees an empty wine bottle on the floor, and he says, "Sir, have you been drinking?"

The minister says, "Just water." The sheriff says, "Then why do I smell wine?"

And the minister looks down at the bottle and says, "Good Lord, He's done it again!"