We Have To Find Jade A Husband
Jade is going to kill me for this, but Jade really needs a husband. The ideal candidate must possess great patience, be able to handle getting roughed up from time to time, must be able to cook, because she isn’t cooking any meals. Now her sister on the other hand, she can cook pork chops that will make you slap somebody.
If you have a job, and a big straw hat, some faded overalls, take a chew from time to time, know how to fix cars in the garage and fix things around the house. Send your pictures and information to Jade.firstname.lastname@example.org. All really big insurance policies will be considered.
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