What the Heck is Going on in Gordo? (Craigslist Ad Gone Wrong)

As a crafter, I enjoy perusing websites for items I can reconstruct. Today, I decided to look at the "Free" section for Tuscaloosa on Craigslist. I REALLY wasn't prepared for what I saw!Forgive me for being grammatically incorrect for a moment, but I have to ask the way I feel it. WHAT THIS IS???

http://tuscaloosa.craigslist.org/zip/5450669483.html

You know curiosity got the best of me.  I had to find out what this said. So, I copied the text and entered it into a Spanish to English translator. Ummm..... I think I'll let you do that on your own if you really want to know what it says.

All I have to say about it is.... Well, nothing. Do ya thang, Gordo! And consider offering an internet tutorial program to your Latino population.