I’m not sure why anyone would want to be scared silly.  And I’m most bewildered by the haunted house phenomenon.

I’ve had the opportunity to visit more haunted houses than I desired.  Some were quite pitiful and some were actually scary.  You won’t believe The Main Avenue Mortuary.

The Main Avenue Mortuary on Main Avenue in Northport is a must visit if you are looking for that experience you’ve missed in your previous visits to other haunted places

Please take a change of undies, a barf bag and plenty of tissue (the bigger the roll the better) and a friend. Don’t you dare go alone!!!!!!!!!  See you soon running on Main Avenue.