Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
This 'Real Housewife,' who clearly thinks natural child birth should be left to animals, once admitted, "I'm having anything they can give me to take off the edge cause I cannot be screaming like a wolf and pooping on no tables."
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
This former sports star was trying to answer questions about his never-ending divorce when he asked for the clarification, "When you say I committed adultery, are you stating before the marriage of 1996 or prior to?"
Tracy Morgan Finally Gets a Daughter
Comedian Tracy Morgan, the father to three boys, has been wishing hard for a baby girl -- and it all paid off today (July 2) when his fiancee, Megan Wollover, gave birth to a daughter the couple named Maven Sonae.
Maybe it's just us, but we smell a future sitcom called 'That's So Maven!'
Pierce Brosnan’s Daughter Dies of Ovarian Cancer
Actor Pierce Brosnan's daughter Charlotte has died after a lengthy battle with ovarian cancer. She was just 41 years old.
Statutory Rape Case Against Elmo Puppeteer Kevin Clash Dismissed
A while back, 'Sesame Street' was thrown into turmoil when longtime Elmo puppeteer Kevin Clash was accused of sexual activities with -- count 'em like a vampire -- three slightly underage boys and forced to resign.
But Bird Bird and the gang can now rest easy -- because, much like those claims of Snuffalufagus' existence, the case has been dismissed.
Oprah, Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift + More Top Forbes’ 2013 Most Powerful Celebrities List
She spent the past two years in the paltry No. 2 slot, but Oprah Winfrey is back -- she's been named Forbes' Most Powerful Celebrity of 2013.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
White is white, unless it's pink. As one actress explained, "To me there is no such thing as people of color cause in reality people aren’t white. Paper is white. People are pink."
Halle Berry Testifies About Anti-Paparazzi Bill, Says Her Daughter Is Afraid of ‘The Men’
Actress Halle Berry testified in California yesterday (June 25) about a bill that would limit the ability of paparazzi to photograph the children of celebrities and public figures, mentioning her own daughter's fears to help make her point.
Diddy Reigns Over a Royal Tea Party – Photo of the Week
Diddy may be an unbelievably successful rapper and producer who once stared Godzilla in the face without flinching, but inside he's a big softy -- so much so that he's willing to play tea party with his daughters.
Paula Deen Sobs on the ‘Today’ Show, Begs for Forgiveness [VIDEO]
Paula Deen had her first interview following the controversy over racist comments in a deposition and her subsequent firing from the Food Network -- and to say her conversation with 'Today' host Matt Lauer was a tearfully brutal affair would be a vast understatement.