Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Sofia Vergara Goes Blonde [PHOTO]
Television bombshell Sofia Vergara is known as a brunette, but she's actually a natural blonde. And now she's back to her roots -- at least for the warmer months ahead.
Bobby Brown Spent a Whopping Nine Hours in Jail for His Third DUI
Speaking volumes about the overcrowding in the Los Angeles correctional system, Bobby Brown, who was sentenced to spend 55 days in jail and turned himself in just yesterday (March 20) ... is already out. After logging just nine hours in the clink.
Nine hours. Out of 55 days. For his third DUI. Awesome.
Tiger Woods + Lindsey Vonn Issue Some Prom Portraits to Confirm They’re Dating [PHOTOS]
Olympic skier Lindsey Vonn and pro-golfer Tiger Woods have finally admitted they're dating (yes, even though she initially denied it). In our minds, their relationship was pretty much already confirmed when they lived on his yacht and Lindsey borrowed his private jet after she was injured a while back.
But now it's Facebook-official, you guys. And to celebrate their coupledom, they had professiona
President Barack Obama + The History Channel’s Satan – Celebrity Doppelgangers
The History Channel is trying a new approach to draw in viewers: serialized fictional dramas like 'The Bible' and 'Game of Vikings' 'Vikings.' Strangely enough for something on the History Channel, neither program has pickers or pawn shops, and the 10-hour live-action version of the Bible has a Beelzebub who looks suspiciously like President Barack Obama.
Scathing political commentary? Or a makeup
Guess the Celebrity Crib
Which comedian slash actor slash internet award presenter is trying to sell his contemporary ranch house in the Los Feliz area of Los Angeles? Again?
Will Smith Sits Young Justin Bieber Down + Gives Him Some Much-Needed Fatherly Advice
As we've previously reported, all his actions seem to indicate that Justin Bieber is going off the deep end. Thankfully for him, Will Smith has been around to talk him off the high dive and convince him that squeaking violent threats at reporters is really not the answer.
Kelly Osbourne Hospitalized After an Apparent Seizure on the ‘Fashion Police’ Set
E! 'Fashion Police' correspondent Kelly Osbourne was rushed to the hospital after suffering a seizure in the middle of filming.
Dennis Rodman Visits North Korea, Is Now Besties With Kim Jong Un [VIDEO]
Former basketball player and 'All Star Celebrity Apprentice' participant Dennis Rodman made history as the first American to publicly meet North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un last week.
You're gonna probably want to let that sink in for a few seconds. It's okay. We'll wait.
Janet Jackson + Wissam Al Mana Wed In a Disappointingly Low-Key Ceremony
Seems a source (and in turn we) were completely trolled by reports that Janet Jackson and her billionaire fiance, Wissam Al Mana, were going to have an obscenely opulent 'Super Sweet 16'-style wedding.
Instead, turns out the couple were married in a very low-key ceremony last year.
Upcoming ‘Law & Order: SVU’ Episode Plot Inspired By Rihanna + Chris Brown [VIDEO]
Next week, 'Law & Order: SVU' will air an episode inspired by Rihanna and Chris Brown's domestic abuse case, in which Brown assaulted Rihanna before the 2009 Grammys.