This was the only title I could come up with after reading about the crazy shopper who returned her Christmas tree to Costco this January for a refund — because it was “dead.” Amazingly the woman apparently managed to get her money back in full despite taking the battered tree back a full 10 days after Dec. 25. Shoppers and people on social media lambasted the woman saying things like,

Heartbreaking to think she may have needed that money so much, she lost all self respect and dignity for it.

Costco is known for its generous returns policies — with basically any item able to be refunded at any time except electronics, which have a 90-day limit. Customers have returned a range of items — including an empty wine bottle, old fish, a used chicken coop and photo prints. Hope this woman with NO conscience has a blessed year.