My mom was telling me about a recent trip she took. It started off a little on the shaky side, they had to wait almost an hour for the pilots to get there once they were on the plane.

Once the announcement was made that the pilots had arrived, she and some of the other passengers looked out the window and saw two men dressed as pilots with seeing-eye dogs leading them to the plane.

As the two men entered the cockpit and got things underway, my mom and everyone else relaxed a bit.

As the plane was going down the runway, the passengers realized the plane was getting very close to the end of the runway and started to scream just as the plane gracefully lifted off into the sky.

As my mother went to the restroom she overheard the pilots saying, that one time the passengers are going to scream too late and they're all going to die.