Two D.A.C'S (DUMB A$$ CRIMINALS) carrying hunting knives held up a convenience store in Brockton, Mass. earlier this week. While that in itself is not unusual, what is odd is that the men only asked for one dollar. Yeah, two outlaws with knives that could skin a deer only wanted a dollar bill,not even a pack of gum or candy bar.

Police responded to a call about the crime, but have yet to find the suspects, believed to be in their teens. As smart as these two seem to be, they either used their windfall to put a down payment on a new Ferrari or, more likely, head to McDonald's to get something off the Dollar Menu.

And while you may think $1 is hardly enough to do anything, it's something if you have nothing.