Why You Should Drink At Work

Here are some real good reasons why drinking should be allowed at work. If applied and used correctly, it may even convince your boss into allowing and buying alcohol to drink on the job.
1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It reduces stress.
3. It leads to more honest communications.
4. It reduces complaints about low pay.
5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.
6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.
7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.
8. It encourages carpooling.
9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care.
10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
11. It makes fellow employees look better.
12. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
13. If someone does something stupid on the job, it will be quickly forgotten.