This morning, one of my friends shared THE MOST thorough personal ad I've ever seen! When I saw it, I knew I had to share it.

I initially opened the link from my phone. When I went back to it on my PC, it said that the post has been flagged for removal.

(Credit: Screenshot/Craigslist)
(Credit: Screenshot/Craigslist)

In my infinite wisdom, I knew I couldn't allow that to happen. So, I did what any other self-respecting sharer would do. I went back to my phone and grabbed screenshots!

Apparently, this 53-year-old man is looking for a girlfriend, who..... Well, read it for yourself.

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This is the picture he referenced when talking about his desired size.
This is the picture he referenced when talking about his desired size.

Here are all of the pictures he included in his post:

 

Being this thorough in describing his desires as well as his dislikes, hopefully he'll find the one who will complete him.

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