Have you ever chewed on a balloon as a child? If so, you know swallowing that rubbery latex is almost impossible. However, that is exactly what one woman claims to have done, except it wasn't a balloon..... It was (a) rubber-- literally!

According to AL.com, Demetria Hannah is said to have choked on a condom that was apparently in her French toast.

Now, I don't know about you, but if I detect anything remotely chewy inside my French toast, I'm spitting it out.  There's no way I'd swallow it. (I meant that in the purest sense; but somehow, the fact that we're discussing a condom made that sound kinda dirty.)

So, let's think of ways this could happen:

1.  She bit into the French toast while already having sausage in her mouth and thought she was swallowing the sausage.  (Again, completely innocent but sounds so nasty.)

2...........

Well, I can't think of anything else! I'm not saying she's lying. Just that I can't think of anything that would make me swallow a rubbery object in my French toast.  I mean, could she not even taste the latex?  Don't ask me how I know how latex tastes.  I just told you I chewed balloons as a kid.

Anyway, what do you think?  I'm not trying to figure out how the condom got into the food. I'd really like to know how she chewed it and attempted to swallow it. How big were her bites if she could put a whole condom in her mouth without noticing?

I have so many questions!