After rumors that an Ice-T and Coco split was imminent, we launched into a state of despair, desperation and depression because it's Ice-T and Coco and they need to be together forever.

Thankfully, we can stop breathing into our paper bags -- because they're making it work.

When a satire site wrote that Ice-T was crying outside of a courthouse over an impending divorce from Coco, ranting that he wants her "titties back" and demanding that all of her surgical enhancements be delivered to the doorstep of his New Jersey mansion, people took it seriously and started to repost it as fact.

Because people aren't always terribly bright.

While it's completely absurd, the notion that a breakup was coming wasn't too farfetched -- rumors that Coco has a sex tape with rapper AP.9 emerged fairly recently, and this is the same dude who photographed himself with the buxom beauty (much to Ice's chagrin).

In any case, Ice and Coco's rep told E! Online, "Ice and Coco are doing totally fine. Those papers are fake. They are not addressing rumors or the photos (her posing with that rapper) and are moving forward happily."

(Notice how the rep doesn't cite AP.9's name? The shade.)


And the world breathes a collective sigh of relief. Because love isn't dead after all.