The Shower Bandit – Another Dumb A$$ Criminal
The Bad Guys from 'Home Alone' weren't particularly good at their jobs. But the worst criminal ever? Maybe the guy who broke into a house in Portland, Oregon.
Burglar's 911 call: "I just broke in to a house, and the owners came home!"
911 operator: "Wait, you broke into a house?"
Burglar: "Yeah."
See, the operator didn't believe it either