25 Things I’d Rather Do Than Pack Another Box for This Move

I am moving, and (spoiler alert) packing sucks. I don't think I can pack another box, so here's a list of all the things I'd rather do that deal with this:

1. Kick a hornet's nest
2. Eat scraps out of the garbage disposal
3. Take a bath in acetone
4. Have someone I respect insult me to my face
5. Never take another nap again
6. Drink hot buttermilk
7. Watch a Caillou marathon
8. Run an actual marathon
9. Walk barefoot through a thumbtack factory
10. Get punched in the face
11. Listen to Gilbert Godfried read 50 Shades of Grey
12. Eat dry Metamucil
13. Make out with Lou Holtz
14. Change the oil on a dumptruck
15. Apply for a mortgage
16. Die
17. Go to the 7th layer of hell
18. Live in a house without air conditioning
19. Be an Auburn fan (j/k I would NEVER)
20. Drink bleach
21. Clean a truckstop floor with a toothbrush
22. Walk barefoot across blacktop in August
23. Wait in line at the DMV
24. Wash a garbage truck by hand
25. Drive on McFarland Boulevard at 5pm