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Hope This Makes You Laugh
I was going through my phone the other day and I came across this story about a man and a woman. I thought since it is so close to Valentine's Day some of you might get a laugh like I did.
A husband and his always nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away . The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150 or we can have her shipped back home for $5,000 .The husband thought about it and told the undertaker he would have her shipped back home .The undertaker asked him, "why would you spend $5,000 to have her shipped home when you could have a beautiful burial here, and it would only cost $150????"The husband replied, "Long ago, a man died here, was buried here, and three days later, rose from the dead . I just can’t take that chance!"
Hope this makes you laugh.
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