Hope This Makes You Laugh Pt.32

As always I have tried to share with you the funny things that I come across. Here it is and...I Hope This Makes You Laugh. A completely intoxicated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter.
A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."
The intoxicated man asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"
"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the officer. "Let's go."
Breathing a sigh of relief, the drunk man said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."